Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his
head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and
returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner
looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front
paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He
then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments
later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately
at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its
head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this
is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to
his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he
handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. She cried, "£150
just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
£150.00."

2007-11-23 05:29:35 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

It's just struck me that after all this time I still don't know it!!

Thank you very much for your answers.

2007-11-23 05:28:48 · 76 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:28:01 · 6 answers · asked by And i heard as it were a thunder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:27:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Favorite songs from what band?

2007-11-23 05:26:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm 18 and he's 46. He said I wasn't but everyone says I am. I don't think so.

2007-11-23 05:24:14 · 18 answers · asked by Mrs. Judas Rabbi 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:24:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:24:04 · 35 answers · asked by BeatlesChick(♥'s music) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:23:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a best friend a family member or a boy/girlfreind?
how did you mange ?

2007-11-23 05:23:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you stare at her and wish that you had her or do you glance? Maybe you dont really look at all.. is that you? Be honest

Just curious as to how many guys look at other girls

2007-11-23 05:23:18 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The dumb bear and the bright bunny are walking through the enchanted forest when the Fairy of the Forest appears to them in shimmering light.

"My friends!" she exclaims, "your luck day! I am here to grant you three wishes each!"

"Do-oooooooh!" coos the bear in wonder, "Me first, me first!"

"Okay, what is your first wish?"

He thinks for a moment and then says, "I want all the other bears in this forest to be lady bears!"

"Granted! and now you Mr Bunny?"

The bright bunny thinks for a bit, "I wanna crash helmet!"

"A crash helmet? What a waste of a wish! However, it's been wished for and I can't undo it." and PING, a crash helmet falls at the bunny's feet. He puts it on.

It comes to the second wish, so the dumb bear says, "I want all the bears in the SURROUNDING forests to be lady bears!"

Ping, all the bears in the surrounding forests are lady bears. So it is the bunny's second wish.

"I wanna motorbike!" he says eagerly. PING A lovely shiny motorbike lies resting beside him.

The dumb bear thinks then says, "I want ALL the other bears in the whole wide WORLD to be lady bears!" PING! All the other bears turn into lady bears.

"So what you gonna wish for now?" the bear asks the bunny.

The bunny jumps onto the motorbike, revs it up and as he speeds off he shouts, "I wish you were gay!"

2007-11-23 05:22:26 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

A Legitimate Question

2007-11-23 05:21:53 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've fallen and I cant get up...missed you guys and gals during my nap

2007-11-23 05:21:48 · 4 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

On A Scale From 1 To 100,000 what would you rate it!

I Would say 50,000

2007-11-23 05:21:43 · 18 answers · asked by Twister Trent 4 in Polls & Surveys

i think god is being unfair to my friends he is taking them too young
i hate god

2007-11-23 05:21:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:20:13 · 25 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Sunset Beach. Then Port Charles. Don't you miss Lucy? Scott mentioned Serina on GH on Wednesday. Hopefully they'll bring Lucy and Serina back for a bit.

2007-11-23 05:19:45 · 25 answers · asked by mrs corinthos 2 in Soap Operas

take it as is or lie to yourself to make it better?

2007-11-23 05:19:42 · 19 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:19:15 · 5 answers · asked by Ruki 2 in Movies

when it rains, i dont mine being lonely, i cry right along with the sky, wnen it rains, i dont pretend to be happy, i dont even have to try, when it rains, some people get down........(and it goes on)

2007-11-23 05:19:11 · 4 answers · asked by Olivia 1 in Country

What did you have?

2007-11-23 05:18:44 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the marriage vows have almost become '...till divorce do we part' rather than 'till death do we part' these days.

2007-11-23 05:18:03 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm really sorry. i would do anything.

2007-11-23 05:17:55 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-23 05:14:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My vote would go to Kristen Bell's character, Elle. Husband would vote for teenage flyboy West and his sappy contrived efforts to romance Claire.

2007-11-23 05:14:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-11-23 05:12:42 · 40 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys