The dumb bear and the bright bunny are walking through the enchanted forest when the Fairy of the Forest appears to them in shimmering light.
"My friends!" she exclaims, "your luck day! I am here to grant you three wishes each!"
"Do-oooooooh!" coos the bear in wonder, "Me first, me first!"
"Okay, what is your first wish?"
He thinks for a moment and then says, "I want all the other bears in this forest to be lady bears!"
"Granted! and now you Mr Bunny?"
The bright bunny thinks for a bit, "I wanna crash helmet!"
"A crash helmet? What a waste of a wish! However, it's been wished for and I can't undo it." and PING, a crash helmet falls at the bunny's feet. He puts it on.
It comes to the second wish, so the dumb bear says, "I want all the bears in the SURROUNDING forests to be lady bears!"
Ping, all the bears in the surrounding forests are lady bears. So it is the bunny's second wish.
"I wanna motorbike!" he says eagerly. PING A lovely shiny motorbike lies resting beside him.
The dumb bear thinks then says, "I want ALL the other bears in the whole wide WORLD to be lady bears!" PING! All the other bears turn into lady bears.
"So what you gonna wish for now?" the bear asks the bunny.
The bunny jumps onto the motorbike, revs it up and as he speeds off he shouts, "I wish you were gay!"
2007-11-23 05:22:26 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA That's the best joke Ive heard for ages! thank you
2007-11-23 05:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha He Wasted His Wishes For Nothing, The Nerd :P
xx Star
2007-11-23 13:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-23 13:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe clever bunny, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-23 13:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 13:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny!!! 10/10!! star for you
2007-11-23 13:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10,star,sooooooooo funny.
2007-11-23 13:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny ,, new joke for me ,, lololol
2007-11-23 13:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by luv them horse's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just made my day star for you
2007-11-23 13:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great think i heard that one before but its always funny
2007-11-23 13:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by sccott m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋