One hot August day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet, we didn't know what to call her, so we just called her "pu*sy."
The vet decided to keep her for a couple of days, he said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, "OK but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and the vet don't see eye to eye, he calls my husband "El- Cheap-o" My husband calls him "El-Take-O" They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the Vet. The doctors office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the Vet- he obviously had seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pu*sy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh and by the way ,I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and he closed the door.
Now THAT my friends, is getting even.
2007-11-23 06:19:22 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFG! laughed out loud to this one :)
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2016-10-17 22:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl hahahahaha oh ya totally getting even heres a star!! lololol
the funny thing is that people will do and say things like this just for the last laugh....I should know...I'm a scorpio lol
2007-11-23 06:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by just bored 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. He he he. Reminds me of the time I took the dog to the vet's as he was getting on in years and not in the best of health.
"Can you have him put down please?" I asked
"Is he mad" Asked the vet.
"Well." I replied, "He isn't too pleased about it."
2007-11-23 06:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shaggy cat story.
2007-11-23 06:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 06:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ! funny 1
2007-11-23 06:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by cleverxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-11-23 06:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That works for me! lol.
2007-11-23 10:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh, so good !! Hee hee hee !!!
2007-11-23 06:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by fudge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋