Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

2007-11-19 17:26:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table. Husband gets up and goes to the cupboard. He brings back a bottle of tylenol and a glass of water. He places it in front of his wife. Wife says "what's that for? I don`t have a headache." Husband says "GOTCHA!"

Please star if you think it's funny!

2007-11-19 17:26:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 17:26:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like omg, people on here are like so mean. like what did i do? i just joined like a few days ago and like im already getting haters. its like totally unfair. people are like ensulting me and like yeah. why are people like so totally rude? im starting to llike get so mad

2007-11-19 17:26:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:25:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you look to actually give advice and address people's serious issues, or is this just fun for you and you enjoy trying to give the most humorous answer? Or a bit of both?
And vice versa for asking questions.. serious or no?

2007-11-19 17:25:21 · 14 answers · asked by cz73 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think I have. Those were dark days.

2007-11-19 17:23:59 · 14 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

this question didn't show up:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqImBn.T8TNY9lPM2yqupE_sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071119220736AAMVeww

or is it cuz i'm violating another rule?

2007-11-19 17:23:29 · 2 answers · asked by janey ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:23:18 · 7 answers · asked by xoxo 6 in Polls & Surveys

so why was i SO afraid to try the cheesecake pancakes at IHOP last night!?

i ended up getting french toast like i ALWAYS do...

2007-11-19 17:23:13 · 7 answers · asked by Shauna Kasey 4 in Polls & Surveys

does that mean i could be pregnant

2007-11-19 17:22:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really don't think there can ever be an excuse for it. Unless you disagree?

You do? So educate me.

2007-11-19 17:22:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

' around the way girl'???

2007-11-19 17:22:09 · 1 answers · asked by mauikittie 5 in Polls & Surveys

I sure have.

2007-11-19 17:19:55 · 10 answers · asked by J-Dawn 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why wasn't Desperate Housewives on TV last night (sunday night)

2007-11-19 17:19:50 · 4 answers · asked by rcasays 3 in Other - Television

Anti-Social Behaviour Orders
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

ASBO, ASBO, little law,
How we wonder what you're for,
Chavs and yobs who love to fight
Terrorise us every night.
Toothless, useless, little law,
How we wonder what you're for.
On the streets with hoods and knives,
How they terrorise our lives,
Though they all should be in bed,
All you do is boost their cred.
ASBO, ASBO, can't you see
You are an accessory.
ASBO, ASBO, little law,
How we wonder what you're for,
Words will never rule the street,
We need coppers on the beat.
Toothless, useless, little law,
How we wonder what you're for

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.

2007-11-19 17:19:49 · 11 answers · asked by JaydiiBabyee 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 17:19:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is the earth's ozone layer depleted for sixty miles around her?

2007-11-19 17:19:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:18:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Please star if you think it's funny!

2007-11-19 17:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I truly wanna be a Music Producer, and I'm in college right now, but I feel like I'm wastin my mom's money cuz I honestly can't see myself doin anything else. But I've been at a crossroad for the past year, cuz I know what my heart wants, but my mind is *HORRIFIED* that I'll be a failure. (if producers were paid your average salary, i'd do it in a heart beat) Sooner or later Imma hit a breakin point, but yeah... I'll handle that when the time comes...

2007-11-19 17:16:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

I have 268 Best answers and 977 ( and counting...HINT HINT) stars.

2007-11-19 17:14:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like its freezng and like omg. i just like hate this cold. its totollay unfair that i live in like the coldest state. its like 50 degrees and omg, im starting to get a headache, like omg, this is like totally unfair. who hates like cold wether

2007-11-19 17:14:03 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:13:16 · 19 answers · asked by Sage 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:11:56 · 36 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:11:39 · 30 answers · asked by mjfrog 6 in Polls & Surveys

u know and i know what im asking about ...

2007-11-19 17:10:53 · 27 answers · asked by Little sweet Wifey 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 17:10:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you prefer neither and stick with the present time being?

what made you chose your answer?

2007-11-19 17:09:51 · 41 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

JUST wondering people. Which happy face do you find yourself using the most, do you include the nose (-) ???
:D :P.....

2007-11-19 17:08:47 · 16 answers · asked by Mojitabean 4 in Polls & Surveys