Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

2007-11-19 16:30:33 · 7 answers · asked by DEL H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

phone number to any of your contacts here?

2007-11-19 16:30:25 · 41 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Each morning and evening I want you to repeat this thirty times: "Every day in every way I am getting better and better."

2007-11-19 16:30:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is not to hurt or pull down anybody ...I was just wondering...if this bothers you...dont ans.

2007-11-19 16:29:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's just so nice sometimes, who's your favorite
I like chopin a lot

2007-11-19 16:29:51 · 12 answers · asked by Corey the Cosmonaut 6 in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE BE KIND AND CUT & PASTE IN THE ANSWERS
It makes it so much easier
PLEASE...

Which would you rather have... 45% off your next car repair or 65% off at Victoria's Secret?

When you cook, what are you "famous" for making?

Be Honest....Have you ever been at a boyfriend's place alone and snooped around and found something that you kinda wished that you didn't? (certain pics on his computer or meds in his bathroom or whatever)

What are some of your favourite movie quotes / lines?

Do you know who Roger Waters is?

Do you cheat and put water in your washer fluid and not use the actual washer stuff?

What are your guilty pleasures?

What is your favourite ..... So a ??? walks into a bar joke?

If Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell, were on the same plane and it crashed, they both die...Do you care? Would you actually like to add another celeb to this crash?

2007-11-19 16:29:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have heard most if not all the men I've asked this question say that there "Lower-half" have a mind of it's own, and they can not help themselves when they get "the-urge", with that said I can understand not being able to control your erections because women can not help getting wet sometimes but, some of them claim that when they sleep with women they don't want to sleep with, that it is there johnson acting for them and they can assume no liability for what it does.

What do you think....men is this really true?

2007-11-19 16:29:30 · 4 answers · asked by Mrs. Helena Lomax 5 in Polls & Surveys

i dont mean you want to be someone else..
are you who you are...and just not the person you want to be.

2007-11-19 16:29:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

=)

2007-11-19 16:29:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when they say to "pop the clutch" on a motorcycle...

2007-11-19 16:28:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been wondering this for a few minutes now... how many of you guys think you could get ticketed for say running 15mph in a 10mph housing zone? or in one of those school zones???

2007-11-19 16:27:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering, not trying to by morbid.
=D

2007-11-19 16:27:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 16:27:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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2007-11-19 16:26:41 · 8 answers · asked by kalai 4 in Jokes & Riddles

can you get me into a, i dunno studying mood?
or.. motivation to keep me going :) yeah there we go XD
thanks!

2007-11-19 16:25:49 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ mimi ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I guess it is all relative.

2007-11-19 16:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 16:24:34 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 16:24:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is there any one who has rainie's newest album's music video Ren Yi Men? If u have, can u pls send it to me?Thnx

2007-11-19 16:23:39 · 3 answers · asked by W.M. 1 in Country

the one you always were but now embrace.

or do you still let "them" tell you who you are?

2007-11-19 16:22:14 · 8 answers · asked by Serene 5 in Polls & Surveys

talk to one of his family members on the phone, even though you don't know that other person?

LMAO at you right now!

2007-11-19 16:22:01 · 29 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Being a Southern boy, I listened to Black Oak Arkansas and Dr.Hook alot. I'm not real sure Dr. Hook fits, but man they were a riot live. How about ya'll?..broaden my horizons.

2007-11-19 16:20:25 · 17 answers · asked by Psychedelic Will 5 in Rock and Pop

:)

2007-11-19 16:19:02 · 17 answers · asked by hoe the plumber. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 16:18:55 · 4 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Country

2007-11-19 16:18:31 · 33 answers · asked by LadySingsTheBlues 4 in Polls & Surveys

aghhhh

2007-11-19 16:17:40 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

=)

2007-11-19 16:17:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was watching this movie by Ingmar Bergman.. "Fanny and Alexander'... There is this whipping scene in the movie where the bishop spanks his son for lying. It was so beautifully orchestrated that it won my awe. Has that happened to you ever? If yes, which scene?

2007-11-19 16:17:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how much do U spend on groceries per WEEK?
tell how many u are buying for and the average amount you spend.
Do you pay with check, cash, or credit card

2007-11-19 16:17:01 · 11 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 16:16:30 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys