An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
2007-11-19 16:30:33 · 7 answers · asked by DEL H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, its so funny, I gave you a star
2007-11-19 16:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Fatima 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the beginning up Satin ought to under no circumstances enable aircon. the point of being in Hell is to bypass via and burn your *** off. 2d St. Peter does no longer come to a style who is going to Heaven or Hell, God does. very final, in case you're an engineer, substitute your occupation, in case you do no longer want to ultimately finally end up like the engineer on your stupid comedian tale. in case you're a criminal expert, you may bypass to Hell.
2016-10-17 11:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by dotel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-19 17:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least, with the engineer there, the lawyers are having a great time in Hell. They deserve it, after the battering they get in their lifetime.
2007-11-19 17:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lucky engineer, he's getting treated good.
2007-11-19 16:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally great one. perfecto
2007-11-19 16:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by Kerstin F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so funny...lol
2007-11-19 16:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by karisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋