Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

2007-11-19 00:40:32 · 13 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'll be much more likely to give it if I'm not asked. If your question or answer deserves it, you'll get it. Everyone on here knows how it works.

I know this isn't a "Jokes" question, but this is where I see it the most.......SO, Here's a Joke:

A man had 6 children, & was so proud that, despite his wife's objections, he started calling her "mother of 6" in public. One night the couple went to a party. When the husband was ready to go home, he called out, "Shall we leave now, mother of 6?" Annoyed by his indiscretion, she answered, "Ready when you are, father of 4!"

2007-11-19 00:39:51 · 17 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 00:39:51 · 28 answers · asked by pianopiggy92 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you've never had the misfortune of dealing with a dust ruffle, consider yourself blessed.

2007-11-19 00:38:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

radio trivia Nothing seems to work.

2007-11-19 00:38:33 · 8 answers · asked by Jacquie 2 in Celebrities

who is that guy? my arrow has been cut to half by his.

2007-11-19 00:38:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:38:22 · 14 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:37:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

casinos? tatoo parlors? what do you think?

2007-11-19 00:37:05 · 8 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of you a kiss

This is my kind of town, chicago is
My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of people too
People who smile at you

And each time I roam, chicago is
Calling me home, chicago is
Why I just brim like a clown
Its my kind of town

My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of town, chicago is
My kind of razzmatazz
And it has, all that jazz

And each time I leave, chicago is
Tuggin my sleeve, chicago is
The wrigley building, chicago is
The union stockyard, chicago is
One town that wont let you down
Its my kind of town"

Just can't get Frank Sinatra's song out of my head (Chicago My Kind Of Town).

And the sad part is, I have never been to Chicago, or the US.

2007-11-19 00:36:55 · 2 answers · asked by J 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do they smile back or do they get freaked out?

2007-11-19 00:36:16 · 17 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is this video hilarious or am I just whack? I keep watching it and my hubby thinks I'm crazy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU

2007-11-19 00:36:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of
lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into
a breathalyzer.


''I can't do that, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an
asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''


''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down
at the station.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''



''Why not?''


''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low
blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''


''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''



''Can't do that either, officer.''



''Why not?''


''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood
I could die.''


''Fine then, just walk this white line.''



''Can't do that either, officer.''



''Why not?''


''Because I'm drunk.''

2007-11-19 00:35:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 00:34:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:34:48 · 19 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:33:54 · 16 answers · asked by ............... 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:32:51 · 5 answers · asked by Aoi S 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-19 00:31:24 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:31:24 · 7 answers · asked by LadySingsTheBlues 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:31:15 · 9 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

how do you imagine the future of yahoo answers after 50 years????!

2007-11-19 00:31:09 · 4 answers · asked by papas 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:30:25 · 12 answers · asked by thehumancruton 1 in Polls & Surveys

And try so hard to give them an easier life and good attitude but everything you do gets undone by other people and you cant stop it?

My brother is not my child but I try so hard to save him from everything going on around him and himself but I cant if everyone contradicts what I tell him. I just want him to have a better life and I dont think everyone else always has the right idea but they supercede me.

2007-11-19 00:30:08 · 11 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:30:00 · 20 answers · asked by john9999999 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There's a sick rumor about Gene Simmons having been found dead on Saturday by his daughter--unknown cause of death. It's circulating all over myspace. Has anyone heard this?

2007-11-19 00:29:52 · 11 answers · asked by dinny's engaged!! 7 in Rock and Pop

Personally, I will let you all have a small piece of my sausage.

2007-11-19 00:29:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know! with all these coffe breaks?

2007-11-19 00:27:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:26:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...a place so safe , not a single tear ...i haven ..i tried ..i cudn , will u help me find it ?

2007-11-19 00:26:10 · 8 answers · asked by *purple world* 4 in Polls & Surveys

Winning Gold Three women were sitting around talking about
their sex lives.


The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship
golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his
stroke."


The second woman said, "My husband's like the
winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives
me several hundred exciting laps."


The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell
us about your husband."


She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's
like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."



"How so?"


"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds

2007-11-19 00:25:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles