Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

I'm thankful for all my contacts... without you, I think I'd die of bordom at work.

2007-11-19 00:58:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:57:46 · 31 answers · asked by loquita.bella 4 in Polls & Surveys

there was a squirrel, a dog, a cat, me, my grandma, you, and yo momma?

2007-11-19 00:56:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Fill in the blanks again. Nothing offensive

Yes, I know. I should be doing my research paper. It's just so much fun asking questions here in Y!A. I'm in some kind of asking streak but this would be it for the night. :)

2007-11-19 00:56:00 · 22 answers · asked by J 5 in Polls & Surveys

It was so funny on South Park and i do not believe in that con artist but who does and why?

2007-11-19 00:55:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-11-19 00:55:01 · 21 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry...Affair #1 got a violation...the trolls are out.

The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

Pls star if you liked this one. Thx.

2007-11-19 00:54:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are you being pulled in several directions all at once?

Do you try to please everyone, and please none?

Do you feel life has passed you by?

Well, grab a brew, sit back, relax, and get used to it.

2007-11-19 00:52:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:52:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:52:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:51:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fill in the blank with whatever as long as it is not offensive.

For starters, here's an example:
"Sometimes I wonder why
I go on loving you this way
When I'm not sure that you are sure
That you will stay

Sometimes I wonder why
I go on hurting like I do
I guess this heart ain't very smart
It wants no one but you

But when I lay in your arms
Child this isn't pretending
This is a real fairy tale
With a happy ending

This tightrope that I walk
A tightrope without a net below
And if I fall, child I just fall
I want no one but you

But when I lay in your arms
Child this isn't pretending
This is a real fairy tale
With a happy ending

Darling this tightrope that I walk
A tightrope without a net below
And if I fall, child I just fall
Because I know
I know
I'll love you till I die
Sometimes I wonder why"

Sweet, sweet lyrics from Anita Baker's "Sometimes I Wonder Why". I wonder why I even bother.

2007-11-19 00:51:19 · 8 answers · asked by J 5 in Polls & Surveys

Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

Bra Types

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

2007-11-19 00:51:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

THAT WASN'T FUNNY !!!

2007-11-19 00:50:48 · 18 answers · asked by ............... 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:49:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and how many of you lie about it?

2007-11-19 00:49:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Wearing my underwear as a hat and trying to sell my used socks at the grocery store.
2. Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
3. Throwing Cheetos at the bank teller while singing "Born in the USA"
4. Smacking my bare belly with a cooked burrito at the gas station entrance.

2007-11-19 00:48:47 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm not wearing any underwear

2007-11-19 00:48:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:48:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

also state ur measurements if possible

2007-11-19 00:48:15 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"i guess i wanted something new in my life
a new key to fit a new door
to wake and see a different view in my life
the one i've been waiting for

dreams like everyone i've had a few in my life
who knew that this one would come true in my lfe
i knew the moment when you touched me
you touched me

you're like a sudden breeze that blew in my life
a new face, a new smile, new song
and now i know i wanted you in my life all along"

Hah.... I'm listening to that song right now.. (Something New In My Life by Stephen Bishop). I'd probably want a new car but I'm too young, so that can't be done. :)

2007-11-19 00:48:07 · 10 answers · asked by J 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know two; Rambo and Bandits.

Any more?

2007-11-19 00:47:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-19 00:46:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For fun? to help people? to pass the time?

2007-11-19 00:44:29 · 47 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

Wonder Woman or Madonna in full outfit?

2007-11-19 00:43:08 · 11 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

whatcha gonna do with it ?!!!

2007-11-19 00:43:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to know the names of some good rock bands. PLEASE NO HEAVY METAL. The ones you think are really good put an * by it. The person who give the most names will be chosen as the best answer.

2007-11-19 00:42:11 · 12 answers · asked by John T 3 in Rock and Pop

Goods and bads?

2007-11-19 00:40:51 · 8 answers · asked by Nebula 2 in Horoscopes

in a line up, mine was 45 mins but it felt like an eternity. I guess I'm not a patient person. And NO! It wasn't worth it!

2007-11-19 00:40:38 · 23 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:40:32 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys