Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

1. A day without sunshine is like night.


2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.


3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.



6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese in the trap.


9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.


10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.



12. If you think no body cares, try missing a couple of payments.



13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.


14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?


15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

2007-11-19 00:22:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 00:20:36 · 19 answers · asked by Ruby69 3 in Soap Operas

even if they don't work or do much around the house?

2007-11-19 00:20:01 · 14 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished



. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."


A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, " That happens in every country, son."

2007-11-19 00:19:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 00:18:57 · 32 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

fingernails?

2007-11-19 00:17:09 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me? To which she replies, 'I
think you're the father of one of my kids.'


Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been



unfaithful to his wife and he says, 'My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'


She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
your son's teacher.'

2007-11-19 00:16:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if not why?

2007-11-19 00:16:23 · 27 answers · asked by 333-half-evil-333 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's snowing here =)

2007-11-19 00:16:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:14:39 · 29 answers · asked by 333-half-evil-333 5 in Polls & Surveys

The earth is like a grain of sand and the universe is like a thousand beaches wide.

2007-11-19 00:14:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:13:27 · 10 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am going into the kitchen for more coffee and to fix some breakfast....Is there anything you would like?
Peace.

2007-11-19 00:12:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i work in a orphan organization.so,need to know a site or personally told jokes and riddles....Thanks

2007-11-19 00:12:19 · 8 answers · asked by Tehseen B 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I dont want songs that are too ballad.. but ballad is quite okay..and i dont want hip hop or rap

2007-11-19 00:10:42 · 11 answers · asked by yon Kyzjyonq 1 in Movies

2007-11-19 00:10:39 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:10:22 · 5 answers · asked by **** if i know 7 in Polls & Surveys

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he
sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"


He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,
breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing
fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and
feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."


She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning,
I think about women. When I shower, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."



The two sat sipping in silence.


A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the
old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"



He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found
out I'm a lesbian."

2007-11-19 00:09:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 00:08:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Mine is bland and boring. Yuck.

2007-11-19 00:04:15 · 17 answers · asked by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 in Polls & Surveys

They've been asking about you.What should I tell them???

2007-11-19 00:04:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:03:36 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

or do you need validation from others?

I think there is both aspects in me......
Peace.

2007-11-19 00:03:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:02:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

crazy people who will be in line for the stores to open at 6:00 am on Friday morning??

2007-11-19 00:02:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*******no offence intended*******

2007-11-19 00:01:53 · 43 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:01:43 · 10 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

After a long night of making love, a man notices a photo of another man on his girlfriend's nightstand by the bed.He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asksNo,silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your other boyfriend, then?" he continues."No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear."Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to bereassured "No, no, no!!!" she answers "Well, who in the hell is he?", he demands."That's me before the surgery


Humm..pls star if you like that one. Thx.

2007-11-19 00:01:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lol
=)
no! seriously
would you???

2007-11-19 00:00:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:00:26 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys