An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he
sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,
breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing
fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and
feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning,
I think about women. When I shower, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the
old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found
out I'm a lesbian."
2007-11-19 00:09:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great! Have a star because you didn't ask for one. Here's one for you: A man bought a new range of Olympic condoms. "There are 3 colors," he told his wife. "Gold silver & bronze." "Which one are you going to wear tonight?" asked his wife. "Gold, of course!" His wife replied,"Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came in second for a change!"
2007-11-19 00:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-19 08:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 09:37:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
me too, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
2007-11-19 11:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent,one of your better ones
2007-11-19 11:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-19 12:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! that made me laugh out loud!
2007-11-19 10:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-19 09:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny indeed.
2007-11-19 08:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-19 14:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋