You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, " That happens in every country, son."
2007-11-19 00:19:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's
still alive."
" A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love
and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because
Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death''
2007-11-19 00:20:19 · update #1
HAHAHA i they were really good and hilarious. Thanks made my day. I can't wait to tell everyone them. x
2007-11-19 01:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wife asked her husband to go to the video store & get "Scent of a woman." He came back with "A fish called Wanda"
A guy was asked why he married a sadist. He said, "Beats me!"
A man & his wife were having sex. 15 minutes passed, then 30 then 45.Sweat was pouring off of them & it was becoming increasingly apparent that neither would climax............Finally, the wife said, "What's the matter? You can't think of anyone else either?"
2007-11-19 09:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow. so thats why there are so many unhappy marriages in the world today. if the people just realized that there was more to life than money.
2007-11-19 08:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Hadassah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-19 08:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa
they were lovely
it blew ma head off
i couldnt stop laughing
very gudd
keep it up dude!!!!!!
2007-11-19 08:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by crazy gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!
2007-11-19 11:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Boy due 12/12/09 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it..star for u
2007-11-19 19:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by booyah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very good!!
2007-11-19 10:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i guess that's a little funny.
2007-11-19 08:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny indeed.
2007-11-19 08:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋