i work in a orphan organization.so,need to know a site or personally told jokes and riddles....Thanks
2007-11-19 00:12:19 · 8 answers · asked by Tehseen B 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Check out all these sites,,,,but beware some jokes can be crude,,,,,Just choose which is suitable for your young audience,,,,
U are doing a super & noble job,,,,,& because of that I give u all these sites,,,,,
for some jokes:-
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
A: When he steals a base.
Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
A: You make me flip my lid.
Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with the hiccups.
Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a toe truck.
Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
A: You can count on me.
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.
Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: They both need batters.
Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A: Slippers!
Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her blanket.
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
A: Because her horns don't work.
2007-11-19 02:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
A history joke
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
A history joke
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
A history joke
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
2007-11-19 01:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you! that's easily cool. indexed under are 5 information for you... - the 1st baseball caps have been produced from straw. - Eggplants are not vegetables they`re rather culmination. - A cat has 32 muscle groups in each and each ear. - A cockroach can stay numerous weeks with its head decrease off. - a company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so which you will consume your plate. this is a celebrity on your spectacular information. =)
2016-10-01 23:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm jokes for kids well run out of space today but tomorrow all 15 of my jokes will be for the under 10s will check archives tonight and post tomorrow
2007-11-19 00:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa: today I made a fool of water?
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with cold water
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Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home,
she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.
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banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india
radio!
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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.
santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
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Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices
Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?
Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this is not fair.
Santaji, you don't look worried?
Santa: Why should i worry. For me it is the same price.
Sir: how come?
Santa: Earlier also i filled for Rs 100 now also i fill for rs 100!
Sir: ???????????
Santa to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
2007-11-19 23:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bout this...
knock knock....
who there?
lucky...
lucky who?
luky u didnt meet me!
it makes alot of kids laugh at least the ones i know.....hope it works!
2007-11-19 12:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by samantha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on it!!
2007-11-19 00:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope these help
2007-11-19 00:26:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋