A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me? To which she replies, 'I
think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and he says, 'My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
your son's teacher.'
2007-11-19 00:16:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh it was really funny
i couldn help laughing
lovely,dude
here takle a star from ma side
keep it up........
2007-11-19 00:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by crazy gal 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 12:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by jensen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-19 00:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 01:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, that's a really funny one, actually giggled out loud then! Have a star.
2007-11-19 00:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am definitely Absolutely Not your father got it
2007-11-19 00:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious thanks for the laugh, just what you need on a Monday. 10/10 and a star from me
2007-11-19 02:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by claire s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, sounds like something i would say LOL
2007-11-19 01:43:14 · answer #8 · answered by murphyslaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep reit laff
2007-11-19 06:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by alanblakebfc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...ur joke is the first iv laughed at today
2007-11-19 02:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by yaa a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋