A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of
lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into
a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an
asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''
''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down
at the station.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low
blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''
''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood
I could die.''
''Fine then, just walk this white line.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm drunk.''
2007-11-19 00:35:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha!!
2007-11-19 03:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 01:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Not bad 10/10
2007-11-19 00:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by Vanka 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol that sounds all too familiar, wouldn't suprise me if that was a real conversation!
2007-11-19 00:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thash ver funny!
2007-11-19 01:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by oldfart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe brought a smile to my face
2007-11-19 00:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by lil_tiger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-19 03:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you cheered me up once again cheers 10/10 :-)
2007-11-19 03:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-11-19 03:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked that !
2007-11-19 00:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋