Winning Gold Three women were sitting around talking about
their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship
golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his
stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the
winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives
me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell
us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's
like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds
2007-11-19 00:25:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, hahahahaha very good
2007-11-19 07:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three women were sitting around drinking & talking about their love lives.
Carly said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does!"
Lauren said, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.
Maxine frowned and said, "I call mine the mailman. He always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box!"
2007-11-19 08:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 09:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-19 08:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe ~ he is a sure gold medalist
2007-11-19 08:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-19 14:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-19 12:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly i don't get it sorry. But i guess i'll give you a *
2007-11-19 08:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-11-19 12:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-19 14:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋