Anti-Social Behaviour Orders
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
ASBO, ASBO, little law,
How we wonder what you're for,
Chavs and yobs who love to fight
Terrorise us every night.
Toothless, useless, little law,
How we wonder what you're for.
On the streets with hoods and knives,
How they terrorise our lives,
Though they all should be in bed,
All you do is boost their cred.
ASBO, ASBO, can't you see
You are an accessory.
ASBO, ASBO, little law,
How we wonder what you're for,
Words will never rule the street,
We need coppers on the beat.
Toothless, useless, little law,
How we wonder what you're for
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
2007-11-19 17:19:49 · 11 answers · asked by JaydiiBabyee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Mary got another lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
2007-11-19 17:21:12 · update #1
I think I like the original better but those are funny. Thanks for the smile.
2007-11-19 17:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by lil bit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done!!
The ASBO one was really good!!
The sentiments I wholly agree with!!
Loved the little ones at the end, they made me smile!!
Cheers!! 10/10 and you get my star!! *
2007-11-20 02:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 01:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love black humour, but that is a little bit too heavy for me
2007-11-20 04:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before,
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more.
2007-11-20 08:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah,not bad....mary had a little lamb,she also had a bear,iv,e often seen her little lamb,but iv,e never seen her bear!
2007-11-20 01:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha liked them all
2007-11-20 05:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-11-20 05:37:49 · answer #8 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-20 01:51:19 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-20 04:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋