1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Please star if you think it's funny!
2007-11-19 17:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooops now that the secrets are out i guess no. 2 just fits my bill and guess what, i hate chocolate. lol
2007-11-19 20:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Hope 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 01:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by yagoda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 10!
2007-11-19 17:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha oh, yeah they are so true! especially numbers 1, 3, 4, and 9
2007-11-19 17:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah women would think that is funny. More like deja vu
2007-11-19 17:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed out loud and now my dog thinks I'm nuts.......wish I could give ya more that one star...thanks for the laughs
2007-11-19 17:21:33 · answer #6 · answered by barb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah oh the joy of womanhood!
2007-11-20 02:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by deleted 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe very funny, but u know I'm taking a long break from all this hehehe
2007-11-20 02:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ruby 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whahahahahahaha.. omg that hit home.
Number 9 is mine..
2007-11-19 17:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by unity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious
2007-11-19 17:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋