2007-11-19 17:26:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He lies, people. He's actually eating doritos with one sock on, covered in caramel, listening to Kenny G. He just didn't want you all to think he was weird.
2007-11-19 19:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No. Tetris is fun, some of Bjork is okay, Cheetos are good and naked is awesome.
2007-11-19 18:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. All three are awesome. Well, not YOU being naked, but being naked in general is nice. I also like Bjork & Cheetoh's.
Did you see Bjork in the movie Dancer in the Dark? One of the best movie's I've ever seen.
2007-11-19 17:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would lose any respect that they have established over the last 100+ years and they would not be able to allow any children under 17 to attend the games. Not to mention, most women would no longer attend, nor would most married men. The NFL would most likely lose all of it's contracts with the top television broadcasters and would be restricted to airing games on the playboy channel. As a result the NFL would lose nearly all of it's income and would most likely fold in less than 5 years. On top of all that... the viewers that actually got a kick out of your halftime show, would be reduced to watching trashy, overweight girls who weren't attractive enough to make it in the porn/stripper industry. No self-respecting NFL cheerleader would take part in that.
2016-05-24 07:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's all fine. But why are your genitals orange? Are you aroused by Bjorks guttural shrieks or spatial relationship simulations?
2007-11-19 17:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by The Monarch 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
just the Bjork part
2007-11-19 17:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's that "listening to Bjork" I have a problem with...
Can we play some "Korn" instead?
2007-11-20 00:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if you were on the phone with me at the time, and only then if you weren't keeping up your end of the conversation. Or if you weren't laughing at my jokes.
2007-11-19 17:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Animal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not if you deposit 15 bajillion dollars into my Swiss bank account. Muahahahahaha!!!
2007-11-19 17:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Serpentine Fire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what exactly you want me to hold against you!
2007-11-19 17:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋