Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2007

Nothing too provocative or profane please!! Like avoid any use of swear words.. or the word sex.. (sexy is tolerable)

Just a catchy name that'll grab people's attention~

Thanks!

2007-11-06 01:26:10 · 9 answers · asked by cupnoodle 4 in Polls & Surveys

In a murder trial, thedefense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

2007-11-06 01:25:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I need one in the morning to get me going and then I need to take one at night because I need to feel clean before I go to bed.

2007-11-06 01:25:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

help!

2007-11-06 01:22:11 · 20 answers · asked by Giggle Bear 3 in Polls & Surveys

Just thought I'd ask this since I have seen others think that "IF" certain ones gets deleted they seem to find it funny!!!!
I'm sure the ones that would be laughing over others deletion wouldn't think it was so funny if they were deleted themselves!!!!

2007-11-06 01:22:06 · 26 answers · asked by ® 7 in Polls & Surveys

That would be much coolness because they could lick themselves!!!

2007-11-06 01:21:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I put my

WAIT

I do not want a VN this early.

2007-11-06 01:21:12 · 27 answers · asked by Hanksgiving 3 in Polls & Surveys

I ♥ Pears!!!

2007-11-06 01:20:13 · 30 answers · asked by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 in Polls & Surveys

im addicted. and alot of ppl are on it constantly...and then just stop using it. it really bothers me.lol

2007-11-06 01:19:43 · 21 answers · asked by im from the country 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think so.
Feel free to star if you want to. lol

2007-11-06 01:17:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep,
the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.

In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married!"

The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!" The woman says, "GOOD .... Get your own f**king blanket!!!

2007-11-06 01:16:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I try finding song meanings, but not really expert answers, just people leaving comments about liking or disliking a song.

2007-11-06 01:16:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

give the name and artist please

2007-11-06 01:15:53 · 5 answers · asked by HB 1 in Other - Music

Live stock show and rodeo...
who are you wanting to see perform this year ?..I am wanting to see Rascall Flatts

2007-11-06 01:13:25 · 4 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Country

Do you have a number one?
This is your yahoo list by the way.

2007-11-06 01:13:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wisited www.mango.com and there's a song playing when you opet the site..Could anyone help me?

2007-11-06 01:10:24 · 2 answers · asked by BabyGirl 2 in Other - Music

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for.
They are putting me down.

Oh no, says the first dog, why?

The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.

The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.

2007-11-06 01:09:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The lyrics contain the name of several types of candy and candy bars. Thanks

2007-11-06 01:06:48 · 2 answers · asked by bebop 1 in Country

I don't.. :(

2007-11-06 01:06:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've just listened to Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Brilliant. Forgotten how great they were

2007-11-06 01:06:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-11-06 01:05:53 · 13 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 01:04:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Unfortunately, my employer now is not going to turn me permanent, what can you guys do to cheer me up!

2007-11-06 01:04:44 · 12 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 01:03:58 · 9 answers · asked by minnie mouse 1 in Other - Television

I have to vacuum the hallway in front of my office (I can't stand footprints on it). I actually just told Snoozy to walk only on the edge. I should probably take my medicine.

2007-11-06 01:01:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bill Clinton orders the biggest pizza, covered with just about every topping, in an Italian restaurant, eats everything on top, but not the crust. After enjoying this, he refuses to pay: "I did not, I repeat, I did not eat this pizza!"

2007-11-06 01:00:25 · 8 answers · asked by Walter W. Krijthe 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Favorite- Peter Petrelli and Mohinder Suresh(so cool)
Least Favorite- Sylar(freaks me out)

2007-11-06 00:59:34 · 14 answers · asked by corgilover 2 in Drama

2007-11-06 00:59:30 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Oldie...but always in style...Please star if you liked this one. Thx.


A lawyer, a priest and a teacher were at a funeral of a tribal chief.
Before closing the coffin lid, the widow requested an offering of $100 from each to be laid in the casket, as the tradition demands.
The priest & the teacher both reluctantly laid their $100.
The lawyer then wrote out a check for $300, deposited it in the coffin and collected the $200 cash.

2007-11-06 00:58:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:56:30 · 24 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys