Bill Clinton orders the biggest pizza, covered with just about every topping, in an Italian restaurant, eats everything on top, but not the crust. After enjoying this, he refuses to pay: "I did not, I repeat, I did not eat this pizza!"
2007-11-06 01:00:25 · 8 answers · asked by Walter W. Krijthe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was cute...I did not have sexual relations with that women
2007-11-06 01:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by lil one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right, he ate the topping, if he would have eaten the "whole" thing then he would have eaten the pizza. He must be on a low carb. diet.
2007-11-06 09:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Luv My 2 girls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I have heard, Bill pays his debts and is a good tipper. He is also quite health conscious. You do have some white stuff on your chin.
2007-11-06 09:06:54 · answer #3 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure when he walked inn the consultant didn't know who he was but when he left he knew he was a politician.
lol good one.
got another one?
2007-11-06 09:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Please give me a Hillary joke too. I have heard
enough Bush jokes to last me a life time.
2007-11-06 10:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Independent00 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on. He is on a diet.
2007-11-06 09:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come?!
2007-11-06 09:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whack...
2007-11-06 09:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by starkiedra m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋