Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2007

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
And every wife had seven sacks
And every sack had seven cats
And every cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

2007-11-06 00:31:58 · 26 answers · asked by THOMAS B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Billy was bouncing his ball in the driveway when Grandpa came home. Billy came running up as Grandpa took a pizza out of the trunk and screamed "Whazzup Pappa?"

Grandpa dropped the pizza. "X^X*&X%X&&()_#$#$" exclaimed Grandpa with profanity laced anger. "Don't you know boy that this will get you punished?"

"No not that," said Billy. "I don't want to have a chocolate bar."

"Yes," Grandpa exclaimed, "You MUST have a treat. That is your punishment."

Billy took his ball and [fill in ending to story]

2007-11-06 00:31:03 · 3 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:30:19 · 11 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was thinking of making some for my cats, and maybe a matching hat. I would make little shoes for them but they would have issues in the litter box.

I just hope I get the colors that they want cuz I can't be havin' no complain' from them cats.

2007-11-06 00:29:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:29:22 · 33 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:29:02 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like every question you ask is subject to being called a violation or never get posted or being removed?

2007-11-06 00:28:40 · 6 answers · asked by Life is not a dress rehearsal! 3 in Polls & Surveys

you look out the window..and there's me standing outside...naked...

er....hi..:D

2007-11-06 00:28:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:27:26 · 56 answers · asked by G 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:26:00 · 13 answers · asked by - - 5 in Polls & Surveys

Makes me feel kind of bad, actually ... If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
get a dog.

If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page,
get a dog.

If you want someone who’ll make a total fool of himself because he’s so glad to see you,
get a dog.

If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better,
get a dog.

If you want someone who’s always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go,
get a dog.

If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors,
get a dog.

If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn’t care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want,
get a dog.

If you want someone who’ll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores,
get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn’t care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog!

On the other hand…

If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that HE’s happy…

Get a CAT!

2007-11-06 00:24:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who is going to tune in to listen to her bellowing?

2007-11-06 00:23:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows

every since i got my contact lenses yesterday i feel happy. i haven't felt this happy in years. its like the glasses symbolized everything bad in my life. i feel like doing cartwheels right now

2007-11-06 00:23:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do look like zorro, didn't i?

2007-11-06 00:23:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:23:01 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you snore? Or do you kick the other person?

2007-11-06 00:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

love it!

2007-11-06 00:22:06 · 21 answers · asked by black.rose12 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-06 00:21:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 00:21:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I call mine a jack@$$.

2007-11-06 00:21:15 · 37 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

when fred told to split up..do you choose to follow fred, Daphne and Velma..or...will you follow Shaggy and Scooby?

2007-11-06 00:20:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

seriously, some of these folks in the warmer climates need a meet the back of my hand..... :)

2007-11-06 00:20:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The girls don't know he is a self-made millionaire.But ,would it really matter?Just look at him.

2007-11-06 00:19:37 · 7 answers · asked by debbie.sims 3 in Reality Television

PS: I'm Jewish, so I do have Jewish Items, like my Star of David.

2007-11-06 00:19:22 · 26 answers · asked by Jewish Steve Koro 3 in Polls & Surveys

The wife is shopping for Christmas gifts,
With purchases little and large;
She doesn’t believe in Santa Claus…
But she believes in Master Charge!


’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.
Instructions were studied and we were inspired,
In hopes we could manage “Some Assembly Required.”
The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds,
While Dad and I faced the evening with dread:
A kitchen, two bikes, Barbie’s town house to boot!
And, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!

We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat....
Let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!
Too late for last-minute returns or replacement;
If we can’t get it right, it goes in the basement!

When what to my worrying eyes should appear,
But 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,
With each part numbered and every slot named,
So if we failed, only we could be blamed.

More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out,
All over the carpet they were scattered about.
“Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!
Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!
Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand.”
“Honey,” said hubby, “you just glued my hand.”

And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact
That all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact
To keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night
With “assembly required” till morning’s first light.

We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,
Till our eyes, they went bleary; our fingers all hurt.
The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin
Before we attached the last rod and last pin.

Then laying the tools away in the chest,
We fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.
But I said to my husband just before I passed out,
“This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.

Tomorrow we’ll cheer, let the holiday ring,
And not have to run to the store for a thing!
We did it! We did it! The toys are all set
For the perfect, most perfect, Christmas, I bet!”

Then off to dreamland and sweet repose I gratefully went,
Though I suppose there’s something to say for those self-deluded…
I’d forgotten that batteries are never included!

2007-11-06 00:18:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i reallu like this song and need to find it

2007-11-06 00:18:19 · 4 answers · asked by Jinrai 2 in Classical

halle berry cuts her hair to
change her look
r ter any other movies in which actresses
trim their trsses

2007-11-06 00:17:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

not that i mind............ ;)

2007-11-06 00:17:31 · 14 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or is everyone equal?

2007-11-06 00:16:56 · 50 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do i know you?? -__-;;

2007-11-06 00:16:31 · 13 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys