Makes me feel kind of bad, actually ... If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page,
get a dog.
If you want someone who’ll make a total fool of himself because he’s so glad to see you,
get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better,
get a dog.
If you want someone who’s always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go,
get a dog.
If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors,
get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn’t care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want,
get a dog.
If you want someone who’ll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores,
get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn’t care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog!
On the other hand…
If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that HE’s happy…
Get a CAT!
2007-11-06 00:24:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was so funny. I was thinking you forgot a dog can bark all night and then I seen get a CAT. I guess you found the solution. hahahaha good one.
2007-11-06 04:01:00 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 12:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you need someone to cut the grass, moan about to your girlfriends, get things of a top shelf, lift heavy loads, make mad passionate love to you, make babies, get a MAN!!!!!
2007-11-06 00:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are some things that im NOT doing with a dog or cat!!
funny!!
2007-11-06 04:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 03:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10 and a star.
very funny indeed.
2007-11-06 00:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever, not the ending i expected but very good have a star!
2007-11-06 00:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still prefer the hubby. lol
2007-11-06 04:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love my pu**y mate, wouldn't be without it
starred
2007-11-06 03:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice like it lol
2007-11-06 00:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋