Oldie...but always in style...Please star if you liked this one. Thx.
A lawyer, a priest and a teacher were at a funeral of a tribal chief.
Before closing the coffin lid, the widow requested an offering of $100 from each to be laid in the casket, as the tradition demands.
The priest & the teacher both reluctantly laid their $100.
The lawyer then wrote out a check for $300, deposited it in the coffin and collected the $200 cash.
2007-11-06 00:58:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol...the clever lawyer!
Thanks for the laugh!
Have a nice day!
2007-11-06 01:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Schumi 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He got the right amount of change. He gave 300, take 200, equals 100.......YAY
2007-11-06 15:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay, that is funny
This is the Best answer too = 10 points for me
Thank U
2007-11-06 09:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Head 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A fine joke that i've used with quite a different story behind it, but yours still works well and is briefer.
For you having shared, I'll return the favor:
I had some legal issues so I arranged to meet an attourny.
When I got to meet him I asked,"how much would it cost to have you answer 3 SIMPLE questions?"
"$500," said he.
"$500 to answer 3 questions is kind of steep, isn't it?" I asked
"Yes it is." he replied. "What's your 3RD question?"
2007-11-06 09:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
HA! I vote Yay, that was a funny one.
2007-11-06 09:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ahahaha. yeah, i'm a teenager, and I had to read it over 3 times before i finally got it, but it's still funny =]
2007-11-06 11:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by Miss New Jersey =] 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Never trust a lawyer?
2007-11-06 09:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
when any one got any good thing in their life they should say yay. When any one got bad they say nay.
2007-11-06 09:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by bibin s 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
poor delivery--only 2 points out of 10
2007-11-06 09:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yay
2007-11-06 09:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋