Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for.
They are putting me down.
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.
The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
2007-11-06 01:09:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The third dog said,
"This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very h*rny.
So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?"
No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
2007-11-06 01:10:25 · update #1
Wasn't expecting that simple explanation. My mind is playing tricks on me again. hahahaha
2007-11-06 06:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-06 01:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 10:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-06 01:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by hogan521 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Talk about ''Man's Best Friend'' sheesh !
Even they can be replaced !
(including the man).... LOL !
2007-11-06 02:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Steven H 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 03:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bad taste nastiness yuck
2007-11-06 08:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good have a star!
2007-11-06 02:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-11-06 04:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, *,brilliant.
2007-11-06 01:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋