A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep,
the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married!"
The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!" The woman says, "GOOD .... Get your own f**king blanket!!!
2007-11-06 01:16:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are keeping us oldies happy. Another one I never heard before. Thanks
2007-11-06 04:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 14:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 18:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Happily married I bet, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!
2007-11-06 11:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl.....
What a corker...btw I've never heard it before
10/10*
2007-11-06 16:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10,*. Excellent.
2007-11-06 14:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 11:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny
2007-11-06 11:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the missus talks to me like that every day
starred
2007-11-06 11:14:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, oldie but good, very good
2007-11-06 10:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, hahahahaha, very very funny , actually i have never heard this one before.:))
2007-11-06 09:20:39 · answer #11 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋