In a murder trial, thedefense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
2007-11-06 01:25:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you dont need a brain to practice law. everybody knows that!!
2007-11-06 02:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the man is out practicing his law somewhere with out a brain. what he says must be pretty thoughtless
2007-11-06 02:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Hadassah 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good joke mate
2007-11-06 05:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by conan l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-06 01:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like all lawyers are brainless.
2007-11-06 03:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 03:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-09 06:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by clever trevor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one you can have a *
2007-11-06 03:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well funny mate cheers for the laugh
2007-11-06 01:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke from you and another star from me. lol
2007-11-06 04:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋