Entertainment & Music - 31 October 2007

2007-10-31 00:27:08 · 8 answers · asked by ross x 6 in Polls & Surveys

OOPS, Britney has done it again. Or so the Catholic Church claims.

If you don't know by now, Britney's album just dropped and the Catholic Church are in an uproar. Why? Because of her provacitive pose in a confessional while a priest suggestively looks on.

One spokesperson for the Church commented on the picture , which can be found inside the cover of her CD. Her publicist has since released an apology, but the spokesperson for the Catholic church said that no lame apology is going to work. Instead Britney should be concerned for her soul.

HA! How many priests have been accused of sexually assaulting little boys?

Tell me readers, what do you think of Britney's latest pics, and how the Catholic Church is reacting?

2007-10-31 00:27:00 · 8 answers · asked by Ugogirl 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-10-31 00:26:31 · 4 answers · asked by cnored9528 3 in Celebrities

2007-10-31 00:25:34 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:23:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:22:12 · 34 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do?

2007-10-31 00:22:04 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:21:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im still not feelin it and today is halloween!please help fast!

2007-10-31 00:20:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

should I just ask for tricks???

2007-10-31 00:20:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If I wear it...will I be Pregnant?

2007-10-31 00:18:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:17:48 · 6 answers · asked by peanutbulls 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:17:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:16:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:16:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw a couple of police officers the other night, as a joke I went and decided to bite one, then they started shooting. Did they take it too seriously?

2007-10-31 00:14:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A: New Yrs Eve!
B: "all holidays suck!!"
C: "My Birthday."
D: "Halloween,-DUH!!!"
E: "Christmas"

2007-10-31 00:13:53 · 2 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:13:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and if you don't start getting any after 15 minutes you get frustrated?

2007-10-31 00:13:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the
ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something
is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have
to
wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to
climb
all the way to the top of the tree.



Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to
women to stomp the sh1t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

2007-10-31 00:11:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Finally got to Level 7

2007-10-31 00:10:23 · 17 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. deer or wildlife
2. road debris (blown tires,rocks,tree limbs etc...)
3. elderly drivers
4. teen drivers
5. road construction
6. detours
7. pot holes
8. bad weather conditions
9. speeding tickets or radar traps
10. you are your own worst enemy on the road..=)
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-31 00:10:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 00:09:49 · 49 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a sem*n sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." HaHa

2007-10-31 00:08:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-31 00:08:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?====A very loud, unattractive,woman walks into a shop in Dundee with her 2 kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The door greeter says,"Good morning and welcome. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course not! One is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?Ya think they look alike , di**head "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh*g you twice!

2007-10-31 00:07:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What was the name of the record shop that he worked in before he was famous, and where was it?

2007-10-31 00:06:57 · 6 answers · asked by jonquilblack 4 in Celebrities

First, the Lord made man...


First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"

After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He kept messing around and created a girl.











Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, !

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.









Then he added a mouth.



Ruined the whole damn thing.

2007-10-31 00:05:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1. toothbrush & toothpaste/gel
2. screwdriver, tools
3. television
4. computer
5. telephone book
6. dictionary
7. shoe polish
8. hair brush or comb
9. the "F" word
10. alcohol or drugs (medications count)
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-31 00:04:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering if anyone else thinks kiera knightly is looking way too skinny at the moment, is she setting a good example to all the young kiddies who watch her films?

2007-10-31 00:04:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities