Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the
ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something
is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have
to
wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to
climb
all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to
women to stomp the sh1t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
2007-10-31 00:11:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY SMART AND I MUST SAY VERY TRUE!!!
2007-11-01 03:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the first part made me smile about apple and women.
the second one depends if that coincide with the situation of one's life reading your anecdote. YET in my life experience I was both the top apple and grapes (as grapes my ex trampled me down but I rise up on such situation!!).
To end my reply, I'll leave here a caption excerpts from my ballad:
The Marquis heard as the Lady debated:
“Aye, men are all the same:
See women only as a used dame
Good only for hearth, home and babe!"
The Marquis smiled as a man retorted,
"Nay! madam, not all are the same."
"Aye, Sir, men can be big disillusion, ah shame!
After what they get, comes the next wanton hunt!
The Marquis frowned, as he came closer,
Sensed Rainbow masked: her heart that bled,
"Excuse my Lady, but I disagree
Men are not the same like apple, monster and bee."
2007-10-31 00:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by HOPES 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny
10/10
2007-10-31 00:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-31 00:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its not about reaching at the top for the right woman but getting the one that you take out of the tree and you can eat it right away. So when you bite you wont have any surprises. Dont get stomped to much because it might really take out all your taste and then you really need alcohol to bring that back.
2007-10-31 00:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dude.. 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 14:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Excellent and in a way true.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got me laughing here and it hurts me to laugh with 2 cracked ribs, Revenge is sweet, lol.!!!
Cheers Panos and keep them coming.!!!
2007-10-31 05:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one :-) wife says she posted the same ones a couple of months ago.still funny cheers
2007-10-31 04:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One in the goolies, That hurts !!
2007-10-31 00:30:55 · answer #9 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good and very true i like it you can have a star from me!
2007-10-31 02:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10 and a *.
2007-10-31 22:09:52 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋