An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a sem*n sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." HaHa
2007-10-31 00:08:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha funny as! Good one!!
2007-10-31 00:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a giggle factor #4
2007-10-31 00:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-31 14:27:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha......panos ..panos ..wow!!
thats some story ..its so good you are not a Doctor i beat ..if you were ..we were going to hear alot of what you see and touch as ur do all the Exams .....wow ...lol
2007-10-31 00:21:42 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, 10/10, and a *.
2007-10-31 22:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-31 00:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super dooper thats was fantastic lol.
2007-10-31 00:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny :-) have star for making a miserable person happy .
2007-10-31 04:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2007-10-31 01:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, really funny man.. good job pipi old
2007-10-31 00:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋