First, the Lord made man...
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, !
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole damn thing.
2007-10-31 00:05:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 14:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-10-31 00:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Keep them coming.......... Good work. LOL
2007-10-31 01:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Is our mouth that bad.?................hahaha.
10/10.very funny.
2007-10-31 00:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol i loved it.
2007-10-31 00:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent have a star!
2007-10-31 02:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one, panos
2007-10-31 00:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋