I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?====A very loud, unattractive,woman walks into a shop in Dundee with her 2 kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The door greeter says,"Good morning and welcome. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course not! One is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?Ya think they look alike , di**head "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh*g you twice!
2007-10-31 00:07:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
elizabeth N : have you ever heard of ctrl+ c and ctrl+v ?????
greybear : some,well most still enjoy them,cheers both for your sooooooo negative comments.So instead of spreading a few larfs I shold be asking about the couple with the abducted baby,immigration,crime ,racism and other cheery stuff????Dont think so.
2007-10-31 09:59:13 · update #1
Pnoas, I rllaey eoyenjd rdniaeg.I tnihk it's cool.
Lol, 10/10, and a *.
2007-10-31 22:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-31 00:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no longer probable that humorous yet i enjoyed there's a gentle on the tip of each tunnel, in basic terms pray that's not a prepare and notice my haylo vibrant n bright Mess wid mee i will kick ure hiney *
2016-10-14 10:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 14:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a few pople I could say that about.
ugly on the inside and outside!
Seen the reading thing before!
2007-10-31 00:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by Pagan Pip 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the frist one ive raed bfoere and i lkie it hvae a satr!
the second one was funny if i could give you two stars i would but thankyou for sharing!
2007-10-31 02:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl at the dundee woman great stuff.
2007-10-31 00:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im gonna remember that one for future reference.
2007-10-31 00:37:36 · answer #8 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
It is really strange that we are able to read like that and really funny!!
2007-10-31 00:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
STAR---enough said
2007-10-31 00:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋