Entertainment & Music - 31 October 2007

How do you control "sugar overload" from trick or treating or Halloween parties?

2007-10-31 11:23:37 · 15 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

who are as weird as you?

2007-10-31 11:23:10 · 6 answers · asked by queen of snarky-yack again 4 in Polls & Surveys

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the
little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say
the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to
'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his
father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have
to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper
in my ear."

2007-10-31 11:22:03 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-31 11:20:00 · 10 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 11:19:54 · 21 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."

2007-10-31 11:19:38 · 9 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-31 11:19:34 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

my sister calls me hillbilly and she gave me 20 good reasons why... what do you think reasons are

2007-10-31 11:18:16 · 12 answers · asked by coolio_hoolio95 2 in Country

Friday the 13th, Carrie, Prom Night, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Psycho, Cujo, Dracula, Frankenstein? What is the scariest movie?

2007-10-31 11:17:59 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Shania Twain...and it's like....i wanna hear him say yeah, yeah yeah....and something like...if i change my mind...i wanna hold him tight or something like that

anyone know?

2007-10-31 11:17:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

a) at least once a week
b) at least once a month
c) a couple times a year
d) only on holidays
e) never

2007-10-31 11:17:50 · 6 answers · asked by daljack -a girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

how can these rappers run around the hood with expensive cars and chains on their neck, and have hundreds of people in the hood just watching in their video?.....i know its fake , but people actual believe this crap

I live in the projects with my mom and my little sister , i drive a 89 honda accord and my radio has been stollen twice,,,,,imagin if i drove a benz or a Mayback

When i walk thru my hood and i get harrassed by prostitutes and crack heads, and my hood aint nuthin compared to new york hoods, california hoods, or southern hoods

2007-10-31 11:17:13 · 12 answers · asked by Jay La Soul 3 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Just in case?

2007-10-31 11:16:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Correct answer gets 10 points.

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick of treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Everybody waiting for the next surprise
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In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll

Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Aren't you scared?
........

2007-10-31 11:16:33 · 1 answers · asked by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 11:16:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.

The passage way was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer, "I never make way for fools!"

Smiling, the gracious professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, "I always do."

2007-10-31 11:15:44 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little
boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa,
I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too
wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair
spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then
he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray, and
runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and
hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

2007-10-31 11:15:43 · 12 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

with no shoes on? its like walking on bubblewrap :O( r.i.p. small snail.

2007-10-31 11:15:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up for the occasion and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he went to the bathroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says,"You're going out like that?"

And he replies,"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a d*ck-tator.

Happy Halloween everyone...Pls star if you liked this one. Thx.

2007-10-31 11:14:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you gone trick or treating?

2007-10-31 11:14:15 · 22 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.

All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her.

The man tried his best to just ignore her, but finally it was too much for him. He asked her ,"Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"

2007-10-31 11:13:52 · 18 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I.e. Members/Instruments, who they are signed with, etc.

2007-10-31 11:13:21 · 5 answers · asked by nemahknatut88 2 in Other - Music

and whats the best excuse to use?


I called in today cuz I'm actually sick. thats not typically the case though.

2007-10-31 11:12:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i just need the list of songs for guitar hero 3 so i know if theres any good ones whoever gives me a list gets 10 points

2007-10-31 11:12:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

where can I find incest comics i already got these web sites lu.scio.us and myincesthentai.com but they are not enought so
please help me out (I don't know why but i enjoy those kind of comics)

2007-10-31 11:11:32 · 3 answers · asked by holly johnson 1 in Comics & Animation

Grandma had never been sick in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation.

By the time she was tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress - especially, the mattress.

Suddenly, she spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded with great suspicion.

"If you need anything in the middle of the night," said the nurse, "just press that button. It will turn on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty"

"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "I'm the sick one around here. If the nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."

2007-10-31 11:11:30 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

If you could have one good memory with Kurt Cobain, what would it be?

2007-10-31 11:11:21 · 4 answers · asked by evie™ 1 in Celebrities

Please, only answer if you're under 22 or around that age, or happen to have a really good answer.

I don't care if a couple of your 30-something friends and you still say it - that information is not relevant.

I just want to know if this term is in current usage among American young people.

I heard someone say it the other day, and it just stuck out like a sore thumb - just as if someone had walked up to you this afternoon and had used 'Psych!" or "Fer Sure!" in normal conversation.

Not that NOBODY says those two any longer, they're just a tad out of date and not heard as much (if at all).

So, is "Rock On!" still in common usage?

(And if you want, give your age in your answer. It will help.)

2007-10-31 11:10:24 · 16 answers · asked by tryandfindus 5 in Polls & Surveys

John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately.

"My goodness", said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"

"22 years", replied John.

"You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years."

"Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."

2007-10-31 11:09:20 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-31 11:08:28 · 16 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys