Grandma had never been sick in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the flu sent her to the hospital for observation.
By the time she was tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress - especially, the mattress.
Suddenly, she spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded with great suspicion.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night," said the nurse, "just press that button. It will turn on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty"
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "I'm the sick one around here. If the nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."
2007-10-31 11:11:30 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good
2007-10-31 11:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 18:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up, I've not heard any of these before and that's the third of yours. Very good.
2007-10-31 18:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-11-01 00:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crabby old bat -- let her croak! Yeah, it's a good one.
2007-10-31 19:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old people just dont understand modern technology if they havent experienced it!
2007-10-31 18:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's about the truth. lol.
2007-10-31 19:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute joke
2007-10-31 18:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by freefaller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..... this one only deserves 1/2 a laugh....
2007-10-31 18:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by ARIZONA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as i work in the nhs can appreciate this one xxx lol xxx
2007-10-31 22:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋