A mafia's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
2007-10-31 11:19:38 · 9 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny, that was G R E A T!! Hahahahahahaha!
2007-10-31 12:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by trop 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 18:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg ha ha where do u get these from there hilarious after a long day at work u defo are a pick me up
2007-10-31 18:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Redz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,i have not heard one of ur jokes that aren't funny!hehe!
2007-10-31 19:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha
Hehe
That's good
2007-10-31 19:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a great way to get what you wnt!!! good one
2007-11-01 07:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by God's Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it's aight
2007-10-31 18:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
2007-10-31 18:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's a lil gangsta!!!
2007-10-31 21:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋