John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately.
"My goodness", said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"
"22 years", replied John.
"You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years."
"Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
2007-10-31 11:09:20 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-31 11:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 11:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-31 17:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-31 11:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-31 15:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-31 20:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-31 14:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by sting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-31 12:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-10-31 11:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by kevin and jenna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't like that joke.
2007-10-31 11:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋