Entertainment & Music - 31 October 2007

Marcy knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it you did, Marcy?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Five times a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, moved the little curtain in the confessional, took a good look at her, and said, "Marcy, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake

2007-10-31 11:07:47 · 11 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-31 11:07:33 · 11 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 11:07:08 · 23 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just heard small clips of his upcoming album and it all sounds the same, that MJ 80's sound..is he for reals..how does he expect to sale this

2007-10-31 11:06:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Like not necessarily the lyrics, or even the music, like just songs that to you are, but to other might not be at all!

For me it's definitely Hyancinth House by the Doors, and Hey Baby(New Rising Sun) by Jimi Hendrix...
You?

2007-10-31 11:05:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

What is your middle name?

What colour is your mailbox?

Are you single?

Have you ever hit a deer?

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?

What colour is your room?

Do you have a small driveway?

Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?

What do you do first in the morning?

What brand is your printer?

Do you enjoy fighting with people?

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

Who was your kindergarten teacher?

What is your ringtone?

Are you taller than your mum?

What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?

Do you like someone?

Do you enjoy writing in coloured pens?

Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Do you often cry during a movie?

Last phone call you received?

Last text message?

Do you hate your life?

Do you get mad easily?

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Are you cold?

Do any of your friends have kids?

Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?

Who should pay on the first date?

How many years older than you are you willing to date?

Do you have any friends?

Do you have any mean friends?

What is the ugliest colour to wear in your opinion?

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?

Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?

Have you ever contemplated suicide?

Do you scratch your ears?

Who was the last person to hug you?

What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?

How tall are you?

What is the closest green object?

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents
name you?

Do you want to have kids?

What is the brightest colour you're wearing?

Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?

Who do you hate the most right now?

What kind of car do you want?

What is your favourite video game?

Do you like your dad?

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?

Are you wearing make-up?

Do you have a tattoo?

Have you ever broken a pinata?

What time is it right now?

Do you know how to draw?

Who loves orange soda?

Who did you last IM?

Do you work a lot of hours?

Where were you in the last 24 hours?

Is there anything you regret?

Do you know where your family name originated from?

Is there an animal that creeps you out?

What is your favorite colour on a car?

Do you use digital or film cameras?

Do you own an iPod?

Have you ever been on a party bus?

Do you like going to water parks?

2007-10-31 11:05:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love love love ROB and BIG and also NINJA WARRIOR!!!
these are excellent specimens of quality tv!

2007-10-31 11:05:00 · 12 answers · asked by berlytea 4 in Comedy

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"

Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

2007-10-31 11:04:43 · 7 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

are you gonna wear a costume?

2007-10-31 11:04:36 · 6 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at university.

"Oh, great," I said, "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family."

"No, no," he replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next semester."

2007-10-31 11:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,propped up prominently on the pillow, that was addressed to'Dad.'With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands read the letter.Dear Dad:It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because, I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,tattoos,tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. Butit's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy'shouse. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

2007-10-31 11:03:50 · 8 answers · asked by d s 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-31 11:03:23 · 14 answers · asked by Cody B 1 in Movies

2007-10-31 11:03:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

i love "the office" , colbert report and wife swap...
whats yours?

2007-10-31 11:01:12 · 37 answers · asked by saraJ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-31 11:00:02 · 12 answers · asked by   5 in Polls & Surveys

What is staff infection? and is it contagiouswhen it is covered up? cuz my cuzin has it and i am scared i mite get it!!!!

2007-10-31 10:59:14 · 7 answers · asked by Amandaa. :] 2 in Polls & Surveys

After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume fer me lass at home?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That is a wee bit much," said Clarence.

So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still a wee bit much," Clarence groused.

Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 sample bottle.

"What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

2007-10-31 10:57:30 · 14 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I went in to check my potatos and my g/f said it disappeared.

2007-10-31 10:56:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i remember once at the school disco i was singing and acdc song like really really loud and then everyone looked at me because i was singing the wrong words!! instead of saying thunderstruck i was saying bathurst show, i dont know how i got this from besides the fact that there is a town i know called bathurst and this song just happened to always play around the same time as the bathurst show!! but the ultimate story is when i ran into a pole at school one morning in my car and everyone in the grade saw it!!

2007-10-31 10:55:40 · 2 answers · asked by jimmy 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-10-31 10:55:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why is it that when a man has 7 different partners in a week , he is called a hero , and if a woman has 7 different partners in a week , she is called a 5lut?

2007-10-31 10:55:08 · 15 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Polls & Surveys

will you miss me?

2007-10-31 10:54:48 · 22 answers · asked by jeano x 6 in Polls & Surveys

A nursing home resident, suffering from dementia, decided to shed all of her clothes and "streak."

She passed two male residents sitting in their wheel chairs in the hallway.

The first male asked the second, "Who was that?"

"I THINK it was 'Miss Rita,'" answered his friend.

"Well, what was that she had on?"

"I don't know," he considered, "but I think it needs ironing."

2007-10-31 10:54:43 · 12 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I am doing a project and need good and interesting song titles. Not just all one word ones. Please write al many as you can!!!

2007-10-31 10:54:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

felt was pointed directly at you?? Even though it probably wasn't it??

2007-10-31 10:52:26 · 50 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VclaeaajDiU

2007-10-31 10:52:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Do you think there will ever be another Star Trek series? I mean, without more, what will keep future generations interested? There should always be another star trek series planned, even if they have to make 50 more series.

2007-10-31 10:52:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

The Irish couple's sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought a sex manual.
"Honey, I want to perform oral sex with you like it says in the book, but it smells so bad.
Why don't you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?"
She agreed. And an hour later, she returned, all excited.
"You should see the flavours they have!" she told her husband.
"Strawberry, cherry, banana..."
"What did you get?" he interrupted.
"Tuna," she replied.

2007-10-31 10:51:02 · 7 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I just got to thinking, when I'm DJing, couldn't I just print up and read some of YOUR best questions and of MY goofiest answers (possibly in a dead-pan voice) and create short comic skits just with that?

2007-10-31 10:50:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My wife's psychiatrist just called me and said, "Did you know she was going to poison you?"

I said, "No! What do you suggest?"

"After talking to her for three hours, my suggestion to you is to take the poison."

2007-10-31 10:48:29 · 10 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles