After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume fer me lass at home?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That is a wee bit much," said Clarence.
So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still a wee bit much," Clarence groused.
Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 sample bottle.
"What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
2007-10-31
10:57:30
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