An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up for the occasion and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he went to the bathroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says,"You're going out like that?"
And he replies,"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a d*ck-tator.
Happy Halloween everyone...Pls star if you liked this one. Thx.
2007-10-31 11:14:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Omfg......that was genius! I still can't stop laughing at this moment. The next time i see a lemon, I will try my best not to laugh, but that was funny.
2007-10-31 11:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. 3.14™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay on the joke NAY on the mental images
2007-10-31 11:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Corey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perverted yet cracked me up. Happy Halloween to you too!
2007-10-31 11:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ravenesque 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats was so cute, happy halloween.
2007-10-31 11:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Pirate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-10-31 11:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a nay but a good effort
keep taking the pills
2007-10-31 11:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
YaY bro
2007-10-31 11:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by YUNGJAYE71 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lil too raunhy..mildly funny.
2007-10-31 11:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by gundam_bravo4 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yay very cute
here's a star
2007-10-31 11:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by snickers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Great one.
2007-10-31 11:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by Whishkey Bottom. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋