Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

2007-10-27 02:49:21 · 18 answers · asked by micky 1 in Polls & Surveys

Assuming it's too cold to just run around naked.

2007-10-27 02:47:12 · 26 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so, how did you feel?

2007-10-27 02:46:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:44:12 · 32 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:44:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like scream for me was a great horror movie!! bring back the days when it was just some innocent kids who noone knew instead of porn stars who are just in the film to get their junk out!! horror films should be about scaring you a bit thats the fun of it!! i mean does anyone really want to see all this gore!! gore is not scary its disgusting and makes me feel sick!! someone bring back the classic horror dfilms that actually scare you??

2007-10-27 02:43:32 · 6 answers · asked by jimmy 2 in Movies

2007-10-27 02:43:13 · 17 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

I only have 2, but they're pretty gross. I pick my nose (when no one looks) and I pick the dead skin off the tips of my fingers.

2007-10-27 02:42:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:42:35 · 8 answers · asked by Brand.New 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:42:11 · 12 answers · asked by ??? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:40:28 · 15 answers · asked by tess 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:40:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:40:03 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell again - right on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tried one more time with the same results.

Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him.

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

2007-10-27 02:39:37 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a you take your place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."

Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:

"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:

"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."

Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks:

"What kind of facility is this? A mental ward?"

"No", replies the doctor. "This is the serious Burns unit."

2007-10-27 02:38:05 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

(Most likely Yes)

But just want to tell everyone, Kermit thinks you'll are great!

2007-10-27 02:37:11 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymphet standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"

The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and I am verra hungry!"

She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?"

"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra tharsty and I wad verra much like a drink!"

She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 5-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?"

"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"

2007-10-27 02:35:19 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

wonder who in their right mind let you drink so much the night before?

ugh

I just need someone to blame, come on any takers?

2007-10-27 02:34:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:34:18 · 4 answers · asked by Glenda H 2 in Drama

2007-10-27 02:34:11 · 11 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

After my gf cheated on me behind my back.....and i would have to say i am loving the single life but still mourning my loss. How is your life going?

2007-10-27 02:33:06 · 23 answers · asked by ??? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Shirt today?

2007-10-27 02:32:55 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've seen this season probably 4 or 5 times and have always had a question about it. it's kinda stupid, but for the photo shoot when they first got to south africa, when it was for Lubriderm and they were animals, was the alligator real? i kno kahlen fell on it and ran really fast, but it didn't move, like, at all. so was it real or not?

2007-10-27 02:31:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-10-27 02:30:44 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:30:11 · 6 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 02:28:57 · 19 answers · asked by tess 6 in Polls & Surveys

How do you know its not up to something?

2007-10-27 02:25:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With 10,000+ worth of points. I might have to get me a new motor cycle.

2007-10-27 02:24:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."

"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.

Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his penis hanging out of his pants.

The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"

Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

2007-10-27 02:22:43 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

No sones like from like the 80's or 90's....unless its the Fresh Prince. People like T-Pain, Chris Brown, 50....ect. And don't say Crank That....everyone already knows that song!

2007-10-27 02:22:38 · 11 answers · asked by jenette 3 in Polls & Surveys