An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.
Once outside he stood up and fell again - right on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tried one more time with the same results.
Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him.
"So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an innocent look.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
2007-10-27 02:39:37 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant lol.
2007-10-27 04:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I like how the joke makes you think he was found just drunk but infact he was found drunk and unable to get back up cause he left his wheelchair outside the pub.
2007-10-27 04:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, except Paddy is Irish...everyone knows that.
2016-04-10 21:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One!!
Thanks for cheering up a miserable day!
A star is on its way! *
10/10
2007-10-27 02:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you saying that Paddies aren't to bright when they drink??? The Irish guy I went out with could mombo all night !! He had come to Canada all that fresh Canadian air it must have cleared his head !! ROTFL!!!
2007-10-27 13:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So drunk he could not even remember he could not walk!!!!
LOL
I need to start drinking more so I can forget all my problems too.
2007-10-27 11:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bl**dy excellent.cheers. keep em coming.you know how to brighten a miserable persons day.thanx :-)
2007-10-27 04:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by i love anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 04:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice to have you back jim very good star coming your way
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-27 03:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2007-10-27 02:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny one! Guess he was legless from all that booze!!
:-)))
2007-10-27 10:51:06 · answer #11 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋