One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.
The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"
Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."
"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.
A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.
Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his penis hanging out of his pants.
The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"
Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."
2007-10-27 02:22:43 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!! Great!
2007-10-27 02:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless your pointy lil' head for a new one.
2007-10-27 02:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-27 04:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......your johnny jokes are brilliant......lol
I just have to give you a star.
2007-10-27 03:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Curious39 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh!!! LOL excellent - not heard that one before girl.
2007-10-27 02:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-10-27 02:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Reyorra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* lol,lol,lol. so so funny 10.
2007-10-27 02:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha.!!
2007-10-27 02:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Well you would wouldn't you.?
2007-10-27 03:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very good
2007-10-27 02:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋