Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

Mine is "Tap That As$$ Time"

2007-10-23 11:14:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise."
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot and just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't seen a thing, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises slightly and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down again.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

And the waiter say's ...................................................


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"Ah! ....... So velly velly solly sir," says the waiter, "I bling you Peeking Duck!"

2007-10-23 11:14:24 · 11 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 11:14:04 · 38 answers · asked by EmilyJune 5 in Polls & Surveys

i love the song- everything by buckcherry.

2007-10-23 11:13:55 · 29 answers · asked by count olaf 4 in Polls & Surveys

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".

2007-10-23 11:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or nicest gesture they have made towards you today???

2007-10-23 11:12:26 · 35 answers · asked by Only visiting 5 in Polls & Surveys

i am writing a paper and am using a simile and need something that shrinks in the water (not clothes) so far i have "Her face scrunches up like a..."

yea this is kind of a weird question but i cannot think of it!! its on the tip of my tongue, i hate when that happens =]

2007-10-23 11:11:42 · 6 answers · asked by jessica :] 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:11:07 · 16 answers · asked by Spun Up IMMORTAL 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ok my friend and I came up with Liz The Dinosaur RAWR as a nickname. I also had LizXCore on the list. Can u think of anyothers that use Liz...

2007-10-23 11:10:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And hear something that is totally daft, such as on Bohemian Rhapsody there is a line that sounds to me like"Saving your life for your warm sausages".
Anyone else have similar experiences?

2007-10-23 11:10:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother.

2007-10-23 11:10:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I liked power rangers to spiderman 1998 vesion it grew to pokemon, then digimon then big guy and rusty and ow invader zim.

Though Simpsons, south park, family guy have always been there. so have x-men.

2007-10-23 11:10:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-10-23 11:10:42 · 24 answers · asked by Shells 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am tired of chem homework , what would be something good to do insted?

2007-10-23 11:10:27 · 9 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are :
see the delta traces living lonely out on the limb.
And a passing glimmer warm beneath your skin
Please tread gently on the ground when all around you earth
Turns to fire
Only get a second chance when dangers on the wind.
Because you're lonely in your nightmare let me in

(Lonely In Your Nightmare - Duran Duran)

2007-10-23 11:09:20 · 3 answers · asked by DuranDoll 6 in Lyrics

You know its zz Top or should!! What kind of Boogie!

2007-10-23 11:09:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

??? :-)

2007-10-23 11:08:45 · 23 answers · asked by Meghana 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:08:06 · 35 answers · asked by DuranDoll 6 in Other - Music

yet, from eatin all that greasy Mcdonalds food, tryin to hit it big on the monopoly game?...lol

2007-10-23 11:07:32 · 18 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:07:29 · 7 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Nowadays 80% of women have decided against marriage.They have realised that for the sake of 4oz of sausage its not worth marrying the whole bloody pig!

2007-10-23 11:07:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

happy today...if I can make someone happy than I will be..

2007-10-23 11:07:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:07:01 · 34 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:06:57 · 5 answers · asked by ~Memmely~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:06:47 · 15 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who is it? You don't have to say their name, just say mom, dad, boyfriend, etc. :-)

2007-10-23 11:06:46 · 48 answers · asked by Meghana 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:06:41 · 25 answers · asked by ~Memmely~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:05:27 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats making you feel that way?........i am :(

2007-10-23 11:05:26 · 22 answers · asked by jellybean 2 2 in Polls & Surveys

Yippee,he's back on next week in Kitchen Nightmares...cant wait....love that bloke

2007-10-23 11:05:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television