Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

2007-10-23 10:35:47 · 36 answers · asked by joe.nic3 3 in Polls & Surveys

If you have not you were probably just a victim of circumstances.
If you don`t drive do you need a licence for Shanks Pony?

2007-10-23 10:35:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

2007-10-23 10:34:04 · 5 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 10:32:42 · 24 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys

i am, check out these pancakes..

2007-10-23 10:31:41 · 21 answers · asked by CarpeAssem 4 in Polls & Surveys

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is already in there.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the
lover find themselves in the closet again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000."
The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm taking you to church, to confession".
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to
the confessional and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again; you're in my closet now."

2007-10-23 10:30:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 10:29:45 · 22 answers · asked by <3 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:29:45 · 9 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

william or harry?

2007-10-23 10:29:28 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm wrting a story about a superhero and i needed a fake futuristic name for the city he protects

(an example would be "Townsville" from the power puff girls)

PLZZZZZZZZZ HELP ME!

2007-10-23 10:29:19 · 9 answers · asked by SAMii <3 2 in Comics & Animation

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it
sounds
> like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it is true.
>
> John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the
road
> hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm.
>
> The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong
he
> could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car
slowly
> coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and
without
> thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. only to
realise
> there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!!
>
> The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw
a
> curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
> Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the
> window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as
the
> hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed
him.
>
> Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road,
so,
> gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and
out of
> breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the
horrible
> experience he had just had.
>
> A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying
> and....wasn't drunk.
>
> Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the
stormy
> night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.
> Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said
to
> the other....
>
> 'Look Paddy.....there's that f*cking idiot that got in the car while
we
> were pushing it!!!!'

2007-10-23 10:29:07 · 10 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I had pizza rolls today...man those things are addicting! I want some right now..or pizza

2007-10-23 10:28:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:28:16 · 21 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

im talking about having 1,000 answers for this question all that helps thanks!!!!!

2007-10-23 10:26:50 · 21 answers · asked by lolsmileyface 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'd call mine Doctorianism.....and I'd be the Devil...

and I'd wear prada...

2007-10-23 10:26:30 · 31 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is your phone number (cell or home) easy to remember?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thankfully, mine is.

2007-10-23 10:25:35 · 33 answers · asked by Mako 7 in Polls & Surveys

online for several months, suddenly says they are coming to your city would you HONESTLY meet them?

2007-10-23 10:25:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Confusing huh?

2007-10-23 10:24:18 · 23 answers · asked by REDMEAT 3 in Comedy

*thinks* my baby walking throu my door an cuddling with me *blush*

2007-10-23 10:24:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a hard time comprehending this.

2007-10-23 10:23:19 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:22:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:22:24 · 12 answers · asked by whatever1560 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:21:06 · 37 answers · asked by kutie kakes 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:20:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walked into a curio shop in Sydney. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; & I won't be bringing it back." As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, & began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing. He started to trot towards the Harbour. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions & they were all squealing & coming

2007-10-23 10:20:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My dad and I were driving down a road it was really really dark and rainy we were driving then we got a flat tire we saw a house so we knocked on the door it opened by itself and creaked like in the scary movies we walk in and yell can we use your phone we have a flat tire then we heard very quietly "when the log rolls over we'll all be dead." We didnt think anything of it so we walked up ther stairs we saw becuase there was a light in a door we yelled can we use your phone we have a flat tire then we heard it louder when the log rolls over we'll all be dead so we kept on walking then we saw the door and heard it again so we decided that it was coming from there so we open the door and saw an old toilet and a big turd was in there and we saw 4 ants on it saying when the log rolls over we'll all be over
Its funnier you hear it :P

2007-10-23 10:19:46 · 9 answers · asked by Len 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 10:17:44 · 21 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:17:19 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 10:17:11 · 39 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys