Dark in here?

Question

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is already in there.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the
lover find themselves in the closet again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000."
The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm taking you to church, to confession".
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to
the confessional and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again; you're in my closet now."

Answer 1

rolf ,that is sooo clever.. im lmfao
***star 4 u***

Answer 2

Something went bump. Shadows somehow blacker than black twist and knot, seeming to wrestle with the gloom. Inhuman grunts, hungry panting, ominous in their distorted resound from the high obsidian ceilings. Louder and louder, and then, a single long moan. Satin sheets of rain had been beating against the window, a tree branch going taptap, taptap, but for that one moment the wind tired of howling and everything was silent, still. The air hung heavy, pregnant with heat and dark and wet hair. Then, very softly, a rustle. The rain and wind picked up their mournful melody again but the sliver of a moon broke through the angry bruised rainclouds and its pale ghostly beam fell upon the heaving mass of flesh quivering upon the bed. The first light of the hour. And from the knot of limbs and sweat and sheets, whispers. "Oh Kale, that was unbelievable. Im so glad you talked me into turning off the lights." "I told you, Ronnie, its always more fun in the dark."

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

lol thats funny

Answer 5

A true classic!!!

Answer 6

lol, made me smile , v funny

Answer 7

awesome. that dirty little priest(no ofense meant)

Answer 8

omg lmao!! thats great luv it!

Answer 9

very good

Answer 10

let us pray$$$$$