I'd call mine Doctorianism.....and I'd be the Devil...
and I'd wear prada...
2007-10-23 10:26:30 · 31 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MY RELIGION WOULD HAVE 5 RULES THAT ALL MEMBERS MUST FOLLOW.
1.....NO MEMBER CAN HAVE HATRED FOR ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET,HUMAN ANIMAL,PLANT OR SPIRITUAL.
2.....NO MEMBER CAN IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANOTHER GROUP OR RELIGION.
3.....NO MEMBER CAN BE PREACHING ONE LIFESTYLE AND LIVING ANOTHER..YOU MUST PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH.
4.....ALL MEMBERS MUST AT ALL TIMES BE READY,WILLING AND ABLE TO HELP A FELLOW PERSON OR ANIMAL IN NEED.
5....LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
ALL MEMBERS MUST TREAT ALL THINGS LIVING OR NOT AS THEY WOULD WANT TO BE TREATED.
IF YOU MEET ALL THESE REQUIREMENTS,THEN YOU WOULD BE WELCOME TO MY CHURCH...
"THE CHURCH OF LIFE AND INNER PEACE"
2007-10-23 11:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
in my religion the most pious would chain smoke.
c list celebs would be burnt at the stake
if any woman wanted to get into heaven they would have to sleep with me - well its the only way I'm ever gonna get any action. chicks are normally so picky they don't like ugly blokes but if i was a living god the boss of my own religion i might just might get my leg over. i live in hope...seriously
2007-10-23 13:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like L Ron Hubbard's Scientology religion. Copy the successful and you'll be a success.
2007-10-23 10:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by ►solo 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I started a religion it would be called..Humanisiam, and everyone in the world would, be united under God, and we would all get along, and there would be no hate, no jelousy, just love for each other, and for our Creator.......
2007-10-23 12:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would either create a really fun religion that worships the spork. You know, that plastic, spoon-fork thing you get at cheap restaurants.
...or I would create something that takes the best of all religions and puts it into one belief in G-d and nature.
....hmmm, or both!
2007-10-23 10:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by Gary D 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I already have my own religion.
Wiccan-Jedi/Rastafari
There are 3 commandments.
1 - Be most excellent to each other
2 - Do what thou wilt an it harm none
3- Party on dudes!!
2007-10-23 10:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't know what I'd call it, but it would be a bit pessimistic to non believers, but involve a lot of sacrifice and admiration to the spoon lord.
2007-10-23 10:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
probably based on Native American Beliefs, respect for the Earth, the Elements, Others, and Magick
2007-10-23 10:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by metoo 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Reruns of "That 70's Show","Steve Allens 'Meeting of the Minds'!",and "The Stan Freeberg Show"!
2007-10-23 10:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by THE Cupid HATER 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
To ensure equality and respect for all. To love, nurture and focus on a better future for the young ones.
To make sex a good thing not a sin.
2007-10-23 10:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by June 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋