My dad and I were driving down a road it was really really dark and rainy we were driving then we got a flat tire we saw a house so we knocked on the door it opened by itself and creaked like in the scary movies we walk in and yell can we use your phone we have a flat tire then we heard very quietly "when the log rolls over we'll all be dead." We didnt think anything of it so we walked up ther stairs we saw becuase there was a light in a door we yelled can we use your phone we have a flat tire then we heard it louder when the log rolls over we'll all be dead so we kept on walking then we saw the door and heard it again so we decided that it was coming from there so we open the door and saw an old toilet and a big turd was in there and we saw 4 ants on it saying when the log rolls over we'll all be over
Its funnier you hear it :P
2007-10-23 10:19:46 · 9 answers · asked by Len 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest , which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The businessman replied: Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?
2007-10-23 10:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by ash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that joke XD except instead of a flat tire it's about a man who isnt scared of anything and he goes to stay in a haunted house for a night to show off the he hears "when the log rolls over we'll all be dead." he runs out screaming. so another man who isnt scared of anything does the same thing and hears it and runs out screaming. Then another guy does, he has to go to the bathroom....etc
2007-10-23 10:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♪audrey♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one for like two decades in elementary school. I didn't get it then because I'm, not sure there was much to get.
2007-10-23 10:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by chiteface 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Try again!
2007-10-23 14:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kind of funny
2007-10-23 10:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
somewhat
2007-10-23 10:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny at all...
2007-10-23 10:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good try.
Keep at it.
2007-10-23 10:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i think its funny
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2007-10-23 10:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by brittany45n32 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋