A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
2007-10-23 10:34:04 · 5 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha good one!!
2007-10-23 10:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 21:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes....how are we to live without them!?
2007-10-23 20:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
agress with the first guy
2007-10-23 17:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are y a blonde ??
2007-10-23 17:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Herman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋