Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".
2007-10-23 11:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Men Should Not Be Dominated by their Women....and this is ONLY a joke.
2007-10-23 11:48:10 · update #1
Lmao!! Wow! Great joke! Hope to see more like these soon! Lol ;)
2007-10-23 12:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I can't believe someone actually got offended by that! Some people have no sense of humor. I'm a Christian, and I thought that was FUNNY!
2007-10-23 21:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Starr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 21:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question makes no sense. Quote "Me should not be dominated by their women....?". Shows how much you know. Yeah! I am a Christian and I believe what The Holy Bible says. Man are suppose to rule. I may not like it but hey when God looks down from Haven and see the world the responsibility belongs to the one he left in charge. Hey maybe he made all for the best.
2007-10-23 18:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by Hindu 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Haha, great one DC.
2007-10-24 15:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad---star
men rule the world---women rule the men.
2007-10-24 00:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...poor guy
2007-10-23 22:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by HuckleBerry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋