Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2007

I don't but the troll patrol boss does.

Troll Patrol Boss (10/23/2007 6:27:31 PM): http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar9KeEDzBmnAtzTjAfTufBXOxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071023152536AADZtaL

2007-10-23 11:31:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:28:51 · 40 answers · asked by taylorheartscolexoxo 2 in Polls & Surveys

for some reason i am listening to ice ice baby by vanilla ice, lol.

2007-10-23 11:28:07 · 22 answers · asked by count olaf 4 in Polls & Surveys

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.

"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

"Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

2007-10-23 11:27:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 11:27:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just watching Dexter (no, not Dexter's Laboratory...just Dexter) and I cried when Dexter slit his brother's throat (I guess it would be more dramatic if you watched the whole series. everything leading up to it just made it so depressing... so what was your last movie or show?

2007-10-23 11:25:44 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please state your inside leg measurements,what you'll be wearing for the event, how much this award would mean to you, and what you plan to do with the £8.45 prize money..we're also throwing in a weekend for 2 to a B&B in Newcastle ,bottle opener shaped like a mermaid,and a Mach3 razor.The hunk with the most votes wins.Good luck guys

2007-10-23 11:25:13 · 17 answers · asked by mary 5 in Polls & Surveys

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!"

2007-10-23 11:25:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

btw, do you like to eat icecream when it is cold outside?

2007-10-23 11:24:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:24:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i already like reverend hornton heat, what are some alike?

2007-10-23 11:24:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."

2007-10-23 11:24:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

* Nike Condoms: Just do it.
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
* Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
* Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
* Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
* Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
* Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
* Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
* Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
* Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know.
* California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
* Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
* EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
* KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
* Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
* Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
* Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
* Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
* Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.
* McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.
* Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
* Porsche: There is no substitute
* What was that brand of women's high heel shoe?: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
* Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.
* Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It!
* Johnson & Johnson: No more tears...
* Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions

2007-10-23 11:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 11:24:08 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ Victoria ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

2007-10-23 11:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 11:21:01 · 36 answers · asked by NONAME 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:20:57 · 15 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 11:20:01 · 23 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

I see her crying on TV a lot... but I have no idea what she's crying about... CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME EXACTLY WHATS GOIN' ON???

2007-10-23 11:19:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-23 11:19:11 · 19 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"

The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"

The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"

Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"

Again, the priest said, "Correct."

Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"

The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"

2007-10-23 11:19:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Surprisingly, my state, Indiana has the most of any state, six. Also, if memory serves me, we had the very first one too!

Have any of you eaten at one? What did you think and where was it?

Thanks!
http://www.cheeseburgerinparadise.com/

2007-10-23 11:18:50 · 6 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

If I said something funny or just something that caught your eye, would you email or IM me?

2007-10-23 11:17:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Y&A contacts? Do you like answering their questions if you have any ?(contacts that is ) :)
Do you star if you find a question interesting???????? just asking!!!!!

2007-10-23 11:17:19 · 17 answers · asked by Penny Mae 7 in Polls & Surveys

of times to use 'he' to indicate laughter?
hehehehehe (5) has the right "feel' to it. YOUR opinion, please?

2007-10-23 11:16:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok so who do u prefer?
Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohen
David Beckham or Zidane
Drew Barrymore or Winona Ryder
Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie
Hockey or Cricket
Atkins or South Beach
Friends or Lost
Movies or Malls
Plain tap water or Water with Fizz
Chinese or Italian
Bradd Pitt or Tom Cruise
meryl streep or jukia roberts??????

2007-10-23 11:16:19 · 34 answers · asked by barley 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think he really deserved it for The Departed or did he deserve it for another of his films instead?

2007-10-23 11:15:37 · 4 answers · asked by Michka 3 in Polls & Surveys

i dont know how to put music videos on my video ipod.
everyones like go read this website.. blah blah blah. i just want basic and simple answers. please dont tell me to go to any website. just lemme know how to do it an easy way... kay?
thanks thanks.

2007-10-23 11:15:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anon 2 in R&B & Soul

2007-10-23 11:14:52 · 27 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is your answer..?

2007-10-23 11:14:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys