A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!"
2007-10-23 11:25:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a bit of advise to all peeps answering jokes while eating
DONT burst out laughing, spraying the screen with stilton cheese and chicken flavoured crisps
cough star award splutter
2007-10-23 11:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 11:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by lepeska 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol seriously that is the best joke ive heard in months. 5 stars best hahahahhahahahahahah lolololl
2007-10-23 11:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 13:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent what a long wait hehehe
2007-10-23 11:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anna Nicole pops to mind!!!
2007-10-23 12:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope not my money
but he had a bag full of you know what after 75 years
and had to empty it
lol
2007-10-23 11:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
that's funny
lol cute and kinda creepy o_O
Lol
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2007-10-23 11:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow. LOL. What a foolish couple.
2007-10-23 11:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg the crazy things you come up with. lmao lol
2007-10-23 21:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋